Words of wisdom from a real wise-guyTumblr (3.0; @that-fucker)http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74c27d16f34a8a944a5c5f8081fd3184/tumblr_mnc1jnaZjm1r680uoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pepperonideluxe.tumblr.com/post/51271488434/sodakick-pep-im-so-sorry-what-have-i-done-what" class="tumblr_blog">pepperonideluxe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodakick.tumblr.com/post/51271195617/pep-im-so-sorry-what-have-i-done-what-is-this">sodakick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pep I’m so sorry what have I done what is this even</p> </blockquote> <p>I am going to d e s t r o y y o u</p></blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51272151924http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51272151924Fri, 24 May 2013 22:41:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f94d91de7140c66e993981137a650ed1/tumblr_mnb4opcD5U1qfglqco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://josephdreamboatlevitt.tumblr.com/post/51226237472/me-and-my-lil-buddy-krycek" class="tumblr_blog">josephdreamboatlevitt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me and my lil’ buddy, Krycek.</p></blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51270103917http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51270103917Fri, 24 May 2013 22:13:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma06xuyti81qe6iyko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t.tumblr.com/post/50790998082/fuck-the-police-if-you-know-what-i-mean">f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck the police if you know what i mean</p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51215214465http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51215214465Fri, 24 May 2013 05:29:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2eb97349781f05fdc5cf8e53f961536d/tumblr_mmup2ntfkV1s9362xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51215211422http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51215211422Fri, 24 May 2013 05:29:18 -0400<p>That last episode of Modern Family was so touching I just want to vomit rainbows all over a baby.</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51142673090http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51142673090Thu, 23 May 2013 07:47:52 -0400And by rainbows I mean stomach acid<p>New phone number by the way, for those who may have had it</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51137327059http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51137327059Thu, 23 May 2013 04:39:59 -0400<p> All I want is someone to eat pulled pork waffle sandwiches and drink whiskey with.</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51137245600http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51137245600Thu, 23 May 2013 04:36:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74a5rye2w1rtscppo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74a5rye2w1rtscppo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andimprouvaire.tumblr.com/post/29027731620/hatalie-9-has-no-time-for-your">andimprouvaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatalie.tumblr.com/post/27949416866/9-has-no-time-for-your-philosophizing">hatalie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>9 has no time for your philosophizing.</p> </blockquote> <p>#I wish all my philosophy classes could have just ended like this</p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121679667http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121679667Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:56 -0400<p>I&#8217;ll bring whiskey</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121614444http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121614444Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:06 -0400<p>Who wants to get together and make pulled pork and waffles?</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121111036http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121111036Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d273488041f8702feeb7e16c6fc285bb/tumblr_mn8dcbhARu1qh3le0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I never knew how much I needed this</p>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121078830http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51121078830Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f629d27ed0a91f7d1908d4211e33597c/tumblr_mn7sthAECM1qfglqco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://josephdreamboatlevitt.tumblr.com/post/51087230074/i-am-going-to-eat-your-blood-is-harmless-good" class="tumblr_blog">josephdreamboatlevitt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR BLOOD” is harmless, good natured chess trash talk, and I shouldn’t be punished for enjoying the game of kings.</p></blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51095531902http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51095531902Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e8fd83750d1b4c44ace95d198f4bc6e/tumblr_mn7irsE5h71qa8xlio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://softerworld.tumblr.com/post/51074736767/a-softer-world-972-no-one-could-steer-me-right" class="tumblr_blog">softerworld</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=972">A Softer World: 972</a></p> <p>(<span>no one could steer me right, but mama tried.)</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=ASW-PRINTS&Category_Code=ASW&Product_Attributes%5B1%5D:value=972">buy this print</a></p></blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51075157379http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51075157379Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d4113c35ec4d518a4a5a9b36d4801cd/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79e1b157153a7cdf6c1888b18b93b07b/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da264d7a6bb809b339670b227c33f332/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/349860be0890781df2ede371942f21ae/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd95e1f25ac1202f50fa76b5c481b18/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51029143860http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51029143860Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greatladyofscience.tumblr.com/post/51005533506/all-the-pc-gamers-are-just-sitting-like">greatladyofscience</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all the pc gamers are just sitting like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/90c928b821fd193b91b14b625036682f/tumblr_inline_mn5x2qbdCh1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51027943096http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/51027943096Tue, 21 May 2013 20:01:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcerzeTSDa1qza3r8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strangestuffemilylikes.tumblr.com/post/50139147670/near-sighted-for-13-years-and-counting">strangestuffemilylikes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Near-sighted for 13 years and counting!</p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50984430911http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50984430911Tue, 21 May 2013 08:06:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catarangs.tumblr.com/post/50968434103/i-make-bad-decisions-the-movie">catarangs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I make bad decisions: the movie</p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50984422262http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50984422262Tue, 21 May 2013 08:06:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50965692962http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50965692962Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:13 -0400“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting ‘All gods are bastards’.”<br/><br/> - <em><em>The Colour of Magic</em> (via <a href="http://krudman.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">krudman</a>)</em>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50965546847http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50965546847Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d052176b2b9c3027b32b532a235ae22/tumblr_mn45t9lNyo1r893n6o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2008356cbef0b06ba32c56187927135/tumblr_mn45t9lNyo1r893n6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e326c8a0f4b8d735bdf7d75cbc750a89/tumblr_mn45t9lNyo1r893n6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Dan Harmon’s Theories</em></p> </blockquote>http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50932943207http://that-fucker.tumblr.com/post/50932943207Mon, 20 May 2013 17:04:09 -0400